You're all a bunch of fucking sissy idiots, you know that? God DAMMIT this pisses me off! Ya'll are just a whole lot of Starbucks-drinking iPhone-owning tumblr-having-ass-motherfuckers! STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID!
Stop accepting everyone the way they are. NO. STOP IT. Sometimes it's okay to hate someone on the sole basis of them being a fucking moron. Fucking theriens and otherkin IT'S ALL BULLSHIT. IT'S ALL JUST A HEAP OF GRADE-A BULLSHIT. You're not a fucking animal in a human body. You're a goddamned piece of shit that's what you are. Some people aren't even animals. They're galaxies and the fucking sun and aaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhh I just wanna punch some fucking sense into them. Imagine how much time they waste sitting around thinking about being the fucking sun. WORTHLESS. They are fucking worthless. If you wanna be the sun so fucking badly light yourself on fire. I'll do it for ya.
And since when did it become such a bad thing to fit into a pre-existing little niche? Why can't you just be "straight" "gay" "bisexual" "lesbian" "asexual"? Pansexual? What the bleeding fuck is that even supposed to mean? Don't tell me, because I honestly don't give a fuck. If you're pansexual lemme know so I can tell you personally to GO FUCK YOURSELF! We got idiots on the Internet being all hoity-toity "oooh la la I'm ASEXUAL BUT DEMI-ROMANTIC-PANSEXUAL-WITH-A-SIDE-OF-FUCKWAD." Get out, just get the fuck out. Figure out what you wanna shove your dick into, then get back to me when you stop making words up for the sake of being the biggest asshole online. It's a race to the bottom with these pieces of shit, I swear.
Oh, and "asexual" isn't a real thing.
Go fuck yourself.
Kids these days are lazy sacks of shit with nothing better to do with themselves but sit around on the Internet in their little chair and be a fucking moron online. But not me. My parents raised me right! I got raised getting spanked when I fucked up and learning to fear my parents and you know what happened? I don't ask my parents for fuckin' anything. If I want something I go out and work for it and save my money and then it's mine. Tough fuckin' love means your kids aren't a bunch of damned sissies.
Fuck all a' ya'll. Ya'll are sissies of the highest caliber. Bunch of whiny fucks who can't handle being told no and don't like working hard to earn something. Waste all their money on worthless garbage and stay up late and sleep all day. It's shameful. It's disgusting. Make something of your life. Buckle down and try hard and work hard and succeed and know how it feels to work hard and make it happen. Instead of some real valuable, hard-working individuals, we ended up with a bunch of idiots in floral pastels with bird tattoos and half-shaved heads slurping down mocha-latte-orange-caramel-go-fuck-yourself-cappuncino-vente-bullshit and smearing up their iPhone screens with tumblr open claiming to be "gender fluid demi-sexual aromantic pansexual" THAT DOESN'T MEAN FUCKING ANYTHING. GO TO HELL.
Oh, and this "polyamorous" garbage? Go fuck yourself. You only get one. I don't care what the fuck you wanna date, so long as it's human. You only get one. You don't get two girlfriends. You don't get two boyfriends. You don't get a boyfriend and a girlfriend. GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU ONLY GET ONE, ASSHOLE!
And while we're at it, stop getting stupid tattoos.
Later, haters.
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