What a load of absolute shit!
So the goddamn prom costs $165. That's a shitload of money. I'm pissed off about this. A lot of this money is going towards the after prom, wherein the stupid assholes go all the way to goddamn Quebec to go get drunk and make asses of themselves. All the way to Quebec.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO QUEBEC?
Dumbasses. You drink here, anyway. Like you give a shit about legalities. Here's a great idea: Stay home and get drunk. That's a lot cheaper. That's all you want out of this stupid shit anyway.
They make us pay $20 for the commencement thing, too. What the fucking hell. $20 to walk across the stage in a dress and hat and hold a piece of paper. Eat my balls.
I sent Glenn Danzig a letter asking him to be my prom date but he didn't even reply. It's okay, Glenn. You got stuff going on. I forgive you. <3
So I don't have a job as of the 27th. Gonna spend the summer poor as fuck. Well, least I got friends and some nice shorts. Last summer was balls. I'm going to university in September. Bachelor of Arts in Psychology. Seems like it'll be a good time, I guess. Hopefully there'll be some scrumptious young men there.
I fucking can't wait until prom is over. I'm only going because I feel socially obligated. If I didn't have the most awesome prom dress in the entire history of the universe I would be selling my ticket. MY PROM DATE IS A GIRL AND I'M HETEROSEXUAL GODDAMMIT
